Your Dad, commenting on the NYTimes.com:
“Why is this story even included in the New York Times? Even if it’s included in the New York Times, why is the article so long and descriptive?
Can you, Mr. Journalist, explain to us mere mortals back here on Planet Earth why we would care about the circumstances of some clown who calls himself “Lil Wayne?”
Considering how much energy you must have consumed on your computer to write this article, and for the New York Times to post it on the internet, you should be arrested for endangering my environment with a useless article such as this.”
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